After Being Told That Salt Erodes Roads..

"Ummm maybe you can just take a little break and come into my mind and see how that doesn't make any sense."

While Being Tailed By Another Driver

"Why is that girl acting like a porn star? She's all up in my butt"

While Annoyed That Someone Was Leaning Over Her...

"Okay, I'm going to put my finger in your eye if you don't sit down!"

While Driving

"Wait, where did the road go?!"

On Public School Teachers...

"I think that Mr. Moore taught me that while being firm with children will make them respect you, being mean to them will make them hate you."

Like this.

On Jenna Dewan...

"She kind of looks like a pig. But you know, like a pretty pig."

Jenna Dewan

As a Status Update...

"My sister is running around our room saying 'Disciples of Buffy! Disciples of Joss Whedon! Hear my cryyy!!! Do not give into the false prophets that bear this so called 'buffy movie' revolt disciples! REVVOOOLLTTT!!!"

The cast of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" with writer/creator/producer/director Joss Whedon

During a conversation...

"I'm sorry, I can't hear you. I'm listening to Harry Potter...while we're talking about Harry Potter."